Monthly Archives: September 2002

Bumfights

Okay, it’s sick. It’s disgusting. And I wouldn’t want to encourage this sort of thing, but hey, the guy who came up with the “Bumfights” idea graduated from Grossmont High School, my alma mater, in La Mesa, Calif. You’ve got to admire that kind of capitalistic spirit, don’t you think. I mean, the guy took a very simple idea and made a fortunate off of it.


The whole thing also reminds me of Charles Bukowski’s novel “Hollywood,” where Bukowski describes scenes of drunks fighting in back allies in what, whether intentional or not, was a form of entertainment.


The Bumfights scandal makes you wonder though — how much lower can our society sink? Continue reading

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A Confederacy of Dunces

The first person to recommend “A Confederacy of Dunces” to me was Dermot O’Dwyer, a literature and English teacher at Allen Hancock College in Santa Maria. He thought it was a brilliant book. Mr. O’Dwyer was an Irish man and one of the kindest people I’ve ever known. He shared my love of James Joyce and Anthony Burgess (having actually met Burgess once at a Bloomsday celebration in Dublin). Mr. O’Dwyer taught me a lot about writing and pushed me to improve. He was a very good teacher (I believe he is retired now and living again in Ireland).


Since that recommendation, other friends and professors have told me to read the book. The latest recommendation came from Ken Layne.


I’ve owned a copy of the book for at least 15 years, but until last week, I had not heeded all of this good advice.


And it was good advice. It’s a very fun book. John Kennedy Toole certainly was a crisp and clear writer with strong powers of observation, which you need to truly capture the absurd realities of human behavior. The story, of course, seems fantastic, but there is real pathos behind every misadventure of Ignatius Reilly. And Reilly is so finally drawn that you don’t know whether to be repulsed by him or root for his ultimate triumph. He is at once a tragic figure (i.e., an Othello or Hamlet) and a pathetic character.


I don’t want to give away any of the plot to those who haven’t read it, but one thing I love in really good novels is the ability of the author to create a world of seemingly desperate events and people and leaving you guessing for most of the book as to how all of this fits together. Toole is stunning in his ability to weave together an incredibly complex plot. Even if the book wasn’t wickedly funny, it would be worth reading just to enjoy Toole’s plotting mastery. Continue reading

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Raymond Chandler

Having read two Raymond Chandler novels now, I’ve placed him among my personal pantheon of literary greats. Other occupants are Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Joyce and Anthony Burgess.


Chandler is not the greatest story teller. He paid little attention to plotting. But he is a master of characterization and poetic prose. I can’t think of a writer I’ve read who is better at describing scenes and people and action than Raymond Chandler.


This essay appeared on Salon a few months ago, but it makes a good case for Chandler’s place in true literature. Continue reading

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Thunder Bolts and Lightening

I lost a $5 bet to my dad today.
It’s the best $5 I ever lost in a bet. I lost it because the Chargers won. The San Diego Chargers are now 4-0.
Obviously, I thought there was a very good chance they would lose to New England. New England has a pretty impressive offense and they really tore the Charger defense apart last year. So, I wasn’t about to pick the Chargers to win, even as I felt pretty confident that they would play a good game today.
Well, the Chargers played a great game. The defense held NE to 14 points and LaDainian Tomlinson played the best game of his young career, tying a Chargers record with 212 yards rushing.
The Chargers are now 4-0, and the Raiders are 3-0. Denver is also undefeated, but they play tomorrow night, so we’ll see if they remain undefeated. That makes for a hell of a AFC West. Only the Chiefs suck, and they seem to have an unstoppable offense.
The Chargers go to Denver next week, but I don’t think they will have much trouble keeping Denver from mounting a good offensive attack. Denver isn’t that scary offensively and the Chargers have the #1 defense if football.
Beating NE is huge. Yes, the West if tough, but I’m starting to believe that the Chargers can win the division. I’ll feel even better about their chances if they do beat Denver next week. Continue reading

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How come they never get the ethics right

The season premier of Boomtown tonight.


It’s an interesting premise — the story of a single crime from multiple perspectives, such as the cops who respond, the detectives who investigate, one of the criminals, a news reporter, an attorney.


There are many fine things about Boomtown. The writing is quite good. I mean, it’s very good. They story tonight was compelling and the characters are well developed and portrayed well by the respective actors.


But the show has one fatal flaw — the ethics. TV writers never get the ethics right when it comes to news reporters. For example, in Boomtown, the reporter for the “Tribune” is sleeping with the District Attorney (or ADA, not sure of his rank). Now, I’m not saying every reporter avoids sex with sources, but it isn’t likely. Most reporters do have a better sense of ethics than that. Or at least they’re smart enough to realize that it’s not a good career move.


There was a TV show a couple of years ago on NBC called Deadline. In that show, the editor of the paper hid a wanted criminal, whom she had been having an illicit affair with, in her apartment, and even as her staff wondered where he had disappeared to, she kept quite.


Such ethical foul ups just simply destroy a show’s sense of reality.


Still, we may tune in again. Like I said, the writing is good, very good. Continue reading

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Homeless in El Cajon

As a reporter in El Cajon, Calif. (in San Diego County), I covered the plight of the homeless in that city many times. Anne Kruger, writing for the Union-Tribune, says El Cajon is “becoming a mecca for homeless people around the county.” No. it’s always been a mecca. The homeless are drawn there by the consistently warm weather and many programs catering to their needs.


Now another dogooder wants to build yet another shelter.


There are two problems with building another shelter in El Cajon. First, no matter how many shelters you build, there will always be more homeless. Build more shelters, draw in more homeless. Second, there are shelter beds throughout San Diego County that go begging every night. Why? Because any shelter that is going to be well run, well maintained and be of any real benefit to homeless people is going to insist residents follow a few rules and regulations. Many homeless people won’t give up their freedom. They will tell you as much in just those words. I’ve interviewed many, many homeless people in El Cajon. They want a bed and a bath and food, but not if it means they have to wake up at a certain time in the morning, do chores, get educated and be encouraged to find a job.


The El Cajon City Council rarely does anything right, but putting the breaks on this homeless shelter proposal makes a lot of sense. Continue reading

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Shaw’s legend retold

Artie Shaw and his music has been getting some renewed, and deserved attention these days. Some think he was better than Benny Goodman (I don’t). Ventura County Star reporter Charles Levin, himself a jazz musician (drums), provides an insightful profile of the Newbury Park resident.

The renewed attention started with a 1999 Vanity Fair profile, detailing his life in music and notorious sexual exploits (Shaw’s eight wives included Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Kathleen Winsor, Betty Kern, Doris Dowling and Evelyn Keyes). Reporters from National Public Radio, the nation’s newspapers and music trade media have all made the pilgrimage to Shaw’s home in the wake of the CD’s release.

And why not? Shaw, who turned 92 in May, is the last icon of the big-band era, having outlived Goodman, the Dorsey Brothers, Bunny Berrigan and Glenn Miller, whom Shaw decries as the Lawrence Welk of jazz. But comparing Shaw to those bandleaders is like comparing Philip Roth to Danielle Steel.


I agree that Miller was the N’SYNC of his day, but Shaw’s later comments knocking Goodman are off base. Why was Goodman better than Shaw? Because Goodman packed more emotional punch. He was both silkier and more melodic. Besides, Shaw never came close to touching something like “Live at Carnegie Hall.” Continue reading

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Hollywood and Sacramento

Matt Welch loves LA and once again does a good job of keeping the pulse of the city. This time, giving a blow-by-blow report on big money, politics and the fear California has of losing entertainment productions to Canada. I have a couple of Hollywood chums who stop by hbo3 from time to time. Maybe they’ll have some thoughts on this issue. Continue reading

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The Dodgers are toast for 2002

Last week, all of my Dodger-fan pals were bemoaning their fate. Trailing the hated Giants for a wildcard spot, the Dodgers were slated to play seven of their final nine games against the San Diego Padres.
Normally, playing so many games against a last place team would seem like a dream come true. You could purchase your playoff tickets and expect to see a game.
But as any true Dodger fan will tell you, it’s no fun playing the Padres. It’s been a century – or so it seems – since the Dodgers won a season series against the Padres. And the Dodgers have only done it two or three times in the last 33 years. In fact, the Padres have been particular successful against the Dodgers in the Bruce Bochy era.
This season, so far, has been no different. Including tonight’s victory over the Dodgers, the Padres are now 8-5 this season against LA.
The Padres own the Dodgers. (Here’s a story from June about just how dominating the Padres have been in Dodger Stadium under Bochy.)
And I can predict what I’ll read in the LA Times tomorrow – the beat writers will whine about how the lowly Padres managed another victory against the boys in blue. And I mean WHINE. One of the great joys of beating the Dodgers is reading the Times the next day. It’s always good for a laugh. The Dodger writers hate the Padres (especially Plaschke), and it shows.
Yup, this will be a fun week of baseball as I get to watch my Padres knock the Dodgers out of the playoffs. Continue reading

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Oil and Crime in LA

I’ve read only two Raymond Chandler novels, both recently, including The High Window, which I finished last night.


One thing that strikes me about Chandler is his attitude toward cops. They are not to be trusted, though they are not necessarily evil or vile. He just doesn’t trust that they will be either competent enough or honest enough to uncover the truth of a crime. Phillip Marlowe is the lone-wolf investigator. The only one who cares about the truth.


This characteristic is best illustrated in a story Chandler tells in The High Window. It’s about an apparent murder-suicide in which the police declined to pursue an official inquest, even though there was ample evidence that not everything was as simple as it seemed. But one of the victims was a rich and powerful man. Marlowe recognized that the cops involved in the case were not necessarily corrupt; they just didn’t have the freedom to investigate the case in the manner it should have been handled. There were more powerful forces who wanted the case swept away. And so it was.


And it’s also a true story. I happened across this link this afternoon. It’s a fascinating bit of Los Angeles history that ties in with the power of the Los Angeles Times in that era, big oil and the Teapot Dome Scandal. This is my recommend reading for the next 10 minutes of your life. Continue reading

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