Adelphia Cable has a commercial they run locally …

Paraphrase: “I was going to get a satellite dish until I found out that I was going to have to pay extra for installation, and buy the dish, and not get all my local TV stations, and be responsible for my own repairs, and lick my cat’s balls … “

Lies. Lies. Lies.

But it all makes sense now … Cable is losing to satellite.

Frankly, Adelphia would have a slim shot at getting my business (DirecTV has given me great service, and since I just bought an integrated receiver/Tivo box, I’m not eager to switch) if they offered the Major League Extra Inning package and NFL Sunday Ticket. But they don’t. DTV does, so I’m sticking with DTV.