Hello, Tony, this is Howard.
Howard? Howard who?
You know, Tony, your friend, Howard. I have a blog. I must have shown up on
doesn’t ring a bell.
You even linked to me once.
oh, that Howard. hbosomething.com. hey, is this going to take long? i’m
Well, I just have one question, Tony.
sure, what is it?
Can I star in a post on your bus blog?
I know I’m not as cute as Moxie, but since I’ve been doing this Atkins
You can even quote me without using the shift key.
because i’m going to write something about the hot young beauty who is
Maybe I’m more interesting than the xbi.
nobody is more interesting than the xbi, except maybe Ashley, but she’s
You’re on my blog roll.
thank you, but you can’t even spell bollocks.
So I’m an idiot, at least
i already thanked you for that. don’t you read your comments?
so, you’ve been thanked.
I bought your book.
but none of your readers have bought my book. you haven’t even told them
So, if I tell my readers to buy your book, you’ll make me the star of one of
ok. get 10 of your readers to buy my book, and then i’ll make you the star of a bus
10? I don’t think I even have 10 readers. How about 5?
How about 3?