This is the first second in a series of posts that I’m writing at home this morning and will later carry on a disk over to my office, and then post from my office.

I’m having Matt/Emmanuelle-like DSL problems at home.

After posting, I’m off to Los Angeles to covort with a bunch of drunken bloggers intent on bending the world to their ghastly and nefarious memes. I’ll bring back pictures, if their secret police don’t suspect my covert intentions.