Hey, Bakersfield buddies, stop by 1200 Shattuck Ave. tomorrow morning about 9 a.m. and buy my crap.

We’ve got my wife’s vintage clothing, CDs, books, two boxes of guitar magazines, various household items.

Think of it this way: We unloaded the real crap in Ventura more than a year ago in two different garage sales and two trips to donation centers. Then we had a garage sale once we moved hear and got rid of even better crap. Now only the best crap is left. That’s right, we’re now selling only quality crap. Come buy it.